Keeping America Stupid: Military Republican Division

NYT Morning Headline: Move to End 'Don't Ask, Don't Tell' Stalls in Senate

Because it seems that, according to Rebublicans, the only thing more of a threat to our nation than Islamic Jihadi Terrorists are openly gay US servicemen.

Christine O'Donnell. Lesbian?

Is it just me, 

or does an 

unmarried, 

over forty, 

abstinence preaching, 

anti-masturbation, 

gay-baiting 

(she accused Castle of a secret man2man affair) God Nazi 

just scream 

self-loathing 

closeted lesbian 

to any of the rest of you?

Just asking.

Keeping America Stupid: The Tea Party shows their true homophobic racist colors

Since these pumpkin headed mouth breathers couldn't get what they wanted, the staged a giant KKK rally at the capitol: http://joemygod.blogspot.com/2010/03/teabaggers-barney-you-faggot.html

Congressman Tim Ryan of Ohio called out the Puds on the Republican side to take responsibilty for the mess they are cultivating. Not that he should hold his breath.

Keeping America Stupid: Teabagger Convention

Photos have been released showing that - at her press conference - Sarah Palin had answers written on her hand.

 

To quote Andy Samberg from last night's SNL, What are you, a 14 year old? Hint - When the Norad alarms go off because Iran or Iraq just launched a nuke, you don't get crib notes and cheat sheets.

Best line: "You know this, how?" Video from the Million (actually about 70,000 white) Moron March

Or to quote another friend, "The Stupid! It Burns!" (Thanks Grimm!)

The 9/12 Project: The new Holiday of the Keeping America Stupid Foundation

This is pretty long, But it's freaking hilarious. That is, if you're not crying in pain.

http://www.mrdestructo.com/2009/09/white-americas-inconvenience-tantrum.html