Saturday, April 24, 2010

Keeping America (White and) Stupid: Arizona Divison

It's nice to know an appointed female Governor (as opposed to one anybody actually voted for) has used her suppressed penis envy to prove she can be as big a redneck clod of cow dung as her male compadres. Or is compadre a word that would signal illegal alien status? Lest you think she was glib about placing her pen to this piece of idiocracy in action, rest assured; she prayed for guidance. However, I don't think the plastic Jesus she keeps in her drawer next to the steroids usually responds to "Dear Fascist Christ."


"Arizona Gov. Jan Brewer signed into law the nation's toughest legislation against illegal immigration Friday, a sweeping measure that supporters said would take handcuffs off police but which President Barack Obama said could violate people's civil rights. The bill, sent to the Republican governor by the GOP-led Legislature, would make it a crime under state law to be in the country illegally. It would also require local police officers to question people about their immigration status if there is reason to suspect they are illegal immigrants. Brewer, who faces a tough election battle and growing anger in the state over illegal immigrants, said the law "protects every Arizona citizen," and said the state must act because the federal government has failed" 

Yes, that's right. You can (as was recently pointed out on MSNBC's Hardball by a California legilanus) be stopped on the street because of your non-murrican appearing shoes and asked for your papers.  I am certain that this will lead to a sudden purging of all Canadian Snowbirds from their illegal Flagstaff vacation cabins. Or at least John McCain being forced to hire some new people to wash his toilets. Sheriff Joe (the old loon who makes road crews wear pink pajamas)  is ordering brown shirts and cattle trucks as we speak.



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