Thursday, February 10, 2011

Shocker: Another Stupid Republican in Sex Scandal!

You can blame it all on Craigslist! It all started when the Congressman-Stud saw an ad. It said: "I'm looking for men who did not look like toads."


Republican Congressman Chris Lee


This then, brought a response from Mr. Lee: "Hope I'm not a toad. i'm a very fit fun classy guy. Live in Cap Hill area. 6ft 190lbs blond/blue. 39. Lobbyist. I promise not to disappoint." And then he sent her the above photo.

All well and dandy, except Mr. Lee is married. To a woman.

And so, rather than fight the obvious, Mr. Lee has decided to step down and resign his position as a New York Congressman.


Conservatives are losing a good man. Mr. Lee has a solid voting record:

  • Anything Gay, he voted down, including the repeal of "Don't ask don't tell."
  • Anything to criminalize abortions he voted for, including the Unborn Child Pain Awareness Act.
  • He likes guns too, and wants you to carry one wherever you go.


Now don't worry! Mr. Lee will pretty soon find a replacement job. Just like he said: He's a Lobbyist! And we're sure he'll have a wonderful time spreading money around congress so American corporations can stay in China and not pay any taxes ... And those Heathen Homos can continue to be Second Class Citizens, by the glory of "god."

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Too Bad Vitter and Ensign keep hanging on to their posts.

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